Last Meal Sadness, Speaker Ninja, A Leg Breaking Good Time
Your Stupid Opinions
James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman
4.9 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a uniquely themed restaurant, where people can enjoy the last meals of some of the most notorious serial killers, and surprisingly, people are disappointed. A United Kingdom grocery store, where people seem to have deeply personal beefs with the staff, food, and parking enforcement situation. A store, where a customer's broken leg doesn't raise much concern from management & much more!!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome back to your stupid opinions. |
| 0:19.5 | Hey! |
| 0:20.7 | How's it going out there? Thank you so much for joining us. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. We have some more fun stuff. We're going to go overseas for a minute today. Then we're going to come back and do some very American things. It's a lot going on today. but one thing that's very, that's kind of small town murder related, too, that we're going to do. That's a lot of fun. We'll get to that in just a minute. But we're going to start out back with the family dollar in Kansas City and read just a few more of those reviews. Before we do, though, head over to shut up and give me murder.com. get your tickets not only for all the small town murder live shows next year, but there is one. |
| 0:58.8 | One, your stupid opinions live show, one exclusive night that we will be at Stand Up Live in Phoenix on March 21st. |
| 1:07.1 | There's still a few tickets left for that. |
| 1:08.9 | So get those tickets. |
| 1:10.5 | Let's get them over with and done with. And let's have a great time that night. I can't wait. That's going to be so much fun. So that said, shut up and give me murder.com. Let's head to Kansas City. Let's go. And go back to the family dollar. Here we go. Let's start out with Ranisha giving one star.ity of the time they are closed. Right. When they are open, the store is an unorganized mess. I'm trying to think majority of the time. Let's say it's open from, yeah, unless it's open more than 12 hours, the majority of the time is closed. Yeah. It's about normal for a business, right? |
| 1:47.9 | I guess you open 10 to 7. That would be the majority of time you're closed. |
| 1:53.4 | Yeah, a bank, 9 to 5. Closed most of the time. Vast majority of the time. |
| 1:57.8 | Every goddamn bank in this country is closed most of the time. That is not fair. |
| 2:00.9 | It's not fair. It's so upsetting. I went last week and they were out of bags. |
| 2:03.5 | It seems like they should have those probably. |
| 2:05.6 | I had to put my things in a small trash bag. |
| 2:09.6 | I had to buy some glad bags for a dollar and stuff my shit in them. |
| 2:13.4 | I had to take my shopping like a divorce. |
| 2:18.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:19.1 | A sad divorce. |
| 2:20.5 | Like a stuff in my underwear in there and going out to the motel. |
| 2:23.5 | A few of the employees are really nice, but the others are very rude. |
| 2:27.1 | It sucks because I really like Family Dollar, and they have great deals and clearance. |
| 2:32.5 | Well, that's right. |
| 2:33.4 | If that isn't the bottom of the bottom of the barrel, that's under the barrel. |
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