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Basketball Illuminati

Zion's Landing

Basketball Illuminati

Count The Dings

Comedy, Sports, Basketball

4.9 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Don’t be fooled, Illuminarmy: The MVP has already been awarded. Then, Amin connects the dots on the scheme to accelerate Zion’s exodus to the Big Apple. Finally, Tom does his own research on the hidden hand of the NBA and which teams receive the best refs. We will not be silenced. Send tips to basketballilluminati@gmail.com and be sure to keep your third eye open. Email us: basketballilluminati@gmail.com Twitter: @bballilluminati Instagram: @basketballilluminati Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.

0:12.4

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0:16.0

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0:21.0

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0:26.2

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0:29.2

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0:34.3

So that's British guests, heat pumps, exclusions and conditions apply,

0:38.2

government grunt subject to eligibility.

0:59.2

Merrill and May's role, ladies and gentlemen, why are you wishing me out?

1:05.0

It's not my birthday.

1:05.9

Well, it's the birthday of something that you created.

1:09.3

It's the Patino Games anniversary, I mean.

1:12.0

Oh, yeah. It's the anniversary of Rick Patino saying this.

1:19.6

Larry Bird's not walking through that door, fans. Kevin McCale's not walking through that door.

1:23.8

Robert Parrish's not walking through that door.

1:25.6

Obviously, that became the basis of the world famous Patino game.

1:31.3

And people ask me like, how did it come about?

1:34.1

It's an interesting story, guys.

1:35.8

I co-created it with my then boss, Noel Gillespie.

1:40.2

He was the head video coordinator. I was the assistant video coordinator.

1:43.2

Back then, you have to record games on a disc.

1:46.0

And in order to make it fit onto the disc without going to EP or whatever,

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