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Whoa, hot off the presses from ESPN's Baxter Holmes reporting that Phoenix's son's owner,

Robert Sarver, is going to be interviewed here. It looks like by the NBA's lawyers. I mean,

did you see this? Yeah, yeah. So I mean, this was all part of the plan when it did this investigation.

You know, they try to hit me up too, right? No, I didn't know that's where to go. Got a text message

saying that we're from such and such law firm and we're conducting this investigation and

we wanted to know, you know, when you'd be available to talk. Oh, so what happened? What do you say?

Did you give them the stuff that prompted them to want to interview Sarver? No, man. Oh, here's a deal,

man. I give my words to a bunch of lawyers, lawyers, by the way, that are hired by the league.

I don't know where this thing ends up. I don't know how to use my words. That will not be a tool

for the machine. My words are mine. My testimony is mine. I control it and only

straight from my voice will people hear my testimony on things. So I guess I can say I

politely declined, but I didn't even do that. I didn't even respond.

True soldier for the Illuminum Army. I mean, I'll have some general my assignments uncover why the

association inspires more conspiracy theories in volume and salience than any other US sport.

Are you heard of the Illuminati? The truth is out there, but so are lies. Your eyes can

deceive you. Don't trust them. The NBA has always been controlled by about eight people.

Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. If you're only using 10% of your brain,

you don't even know that you're using 10% of your brain. The NBA Illuminati.

If coincidences are just coincidences, why do they feel so contrived?

The Illuminati. Would you start to follow the money and you don't know where it is going to take you?

It is unspoken. They have influence among other players.

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