As I've discussed, probably too much on the show, I've become really bonded with a cat named Teak, I call him

Roo, his full name is Tika Roo. I had been away visiting Christian for a couple days and

when I came back he was really eager to you know be around me and he kept it's been so sweet he's been following me around and just the last couple of days he's been so sweet and I have to take him to the vet today and it's something I'm dreading because I have the knowledge that he is going to be really uncomfortable and he may I think maybe he might blame me for it he might lash out at me

emotionally or with his claws so I'm I can't wait for this to be over I can't I can't wait for that part of the day to be over. He hates going in the

caring case and he's going to have to be examined and the worst part is that

we think he might have some kind of UTI he keeps licking his little his little peen. I'm struggling with it and I can't wait for it to be over and and I really hope he doesn't

Hold it against me in the future and I'm wondering if listeners are thinking a similar thing now.

Like I can't wait for this cold open to be over because I now I'm I have this imagery of an upset cat who has a

problematic little penis I can't get that out of my head now so have you seen a cat

licked its penis I don't

think so I've never gotten close enough to to see that it's it's cute they I

mean they they put their legs straight up into the air. I mean, he does it at like a 45 degree.

That's how I would do it.

Yeah, that's how I would do it.

Are you picturing that now?

You do?

Yes, now I am.

Thanks. Got you back.

So hopefully the listeners aren't. Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream.

Do you do ch chute chaboo. Shaboo.

But you were listening, the life is short.

I'm your host, Justin Long.

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