Life Is Short(er): Snow Day, Scratch Impresario, and Number Lookalikes ❄️

Life is Short with Justin Long

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week the guys discuss the joys of having a snow day with the nephews in Connecticut, and Christian reveals a bougie gripe he has with his favorite massage parlor. A listener named Tara Tiffany writes in from Ireland to ask if the guys would rather find maggots or toenails in their food. Julie calls in to reveal she made the turtle figurine for Justin and she offers some potential new lightning round questions.

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0:00.0	Guess who's back.
0:07.0	Justin's back.
0:10.0	He actually never left.
0:11.0	Justin's back.
0:12.0	Just is back. Yes, I never he never left. Just his back.
0:13.0	Yes, I never, he never left.
0:15.0	I never left.
0:16.0	Because we had a snow day.
0:19.0	It's so funny to now as an adult have snow be a potential impediment in your plans because obviously
0:28.5	when we were kids and I was with the nephews the day before the snow day and there was that
0:31.7	feeling in the air that
0:33.2	feeling when snow is impending but it's I that the clouds were heavy you know and
0:37.8	like those like winter's clouds felt like they were about to just dump the
0:42.1	kids were excited and they were planning on sledding and I had mixed feelings
0:46.3	because I want to go back.
0:48.3	I miss my wife.
0:49.5	I miss my wife.
0:51.0	What is that from?
0:51.9	Jerry McGuire?
0:53.0	Oh yeah.
0:54.0	If it's gonna happen here, it's gotta happen here.
0:57.0	He's so good at that.
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