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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er): Teak’s Peen, Honeymooners, and Swiftie Criteria 🏝️

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The guys discuss Justin’s mostly naked honeymoon experience on a remote island, and he updates us on the status of Teak the cat’s peen problems. A listener named Patrick writes in with a not-so-bad name suggestion for Christian’s scratch bar idea. Finally, Casey calls in with a NY Jets/Taylor Swift-themed Would You Rather (and the guys tread lightly with their answers). 

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0:00.0

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0:05.1

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0:06.6

I can't believe I'm that usually that white. Oh, whoa. My whole body's that white.

0:18.4

It's quite the tan line. It's funny when you get a tan and you realize how white you are.

0:25.0

Now do you wish that you had tanned your ass a little bit?

0:28.0

Not really. I kind of like seeing the two shades next to each other.

0:32.0

You're like a pin-up from the 70s.

0:34.6

You know how they used to have really defined tan lines?

0:36.8

Yeah, I sure do.

0:38.1

Certain publications?

0:40.1

Which ones?

0:42.1

Yeah, I know. I know. I'm actually surprised I have such a defined tan like because I, we were naked a lot.

0:49.2

We were walking around naked a lot because we were, we had one of those little huts,

0:52.4

those little paluts this little

0:53.0

uh palabolas they called oh yeah I was someone asked me if you had a

0:57.2

palabola yeah I never heard I didn't know what to say.

0:59.7

Did you think it was some kind of like disease? I hope it sounds like

1:05.6

Palabala da da da da da da da da da da da da da.

1:08.3

It's a fun word to say. Wait, should we set the table a little bit? Oh, yes, please.

1:13.0

Oh, in fact, it's too, is it too early to set the table?

1:15.0

It might be too late to set the table.

1:17.0

That's true.

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