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Music. Hello and welcome to Wrong Turns. This is a podcast where we celebrate misery,

we celebrate disaster, we celebrate cluster fucks.

I'm someone who disaster has been chasing me my entire life and I'm not faster.

So it's just caught up with me constantly.

Almost every day I find myself in some sort of why me situation.

And I just find myself very alienated by the internet because all the stories I hear of something bad happening

always end with this twist of like,

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