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Hello and welcome to Wrong Turns, where dignity goes to die. This is a show where we celebrate the misery of life that doesn't have to end in some great silver lining. And I get to bring my favorite funny people on. Today I have two of my absolute faves. Two people I've made one of the greatest TV shows of all time with The Misery Index, a game show. If you didn't watch it, you missed absolutely nothing. It's still up there, right?

It's still up there so far. We had fun. I think so. It was such an amazing time. They are also two members of the iconic impractical jokers. It's Sal Volcano and fucking Brian Quinn. Hello. Like you, hello. This is exciting. It's so nice to have you here. This is great.

I don't think I've ever interviewed you before.

Like this, you've been on bad dates.

Yeah.

You have a few boys. This is exciting. It's so nice to have you here. This is great. I don't think I've ever interviewed you before, like this.

You've been on bad dates.

Yeah.

You have a good voice.

You know so much about me already. You have a good radio voice. Yeah, good radio face. We're going to sound like two jumbled silly gooses. No, not at all. Well, maybe. Yeah. You're listening in New York City right now, we're correct.

Yeah.

And she's a silly goose.

Right, right.

100%.

You know, your accent, you get the best. We're listening in New York City right now. We're correct.

Yeah. And she's a silly goose. Right, right. 100%. You know, your accent, you get the benefit of sounding smart. I know. I know. But you are smart, so you back it up. What percentage of British people would you say dumb as nails are smart? Because the accent gives you guys blanket coverage. I'd say 90% stupid. Stupid. Wow. That's a high number. I'm stupider than people think, but because of my accent, I get away with murder. I say really dumb shit all the time. And people just go, yes. And then they doubt themselves. And I gaslight them. It's insidious. And that's how I moved through the world. She's done it to me. I work in the opposite way. I like when I'm talking to people,

so I've done my accent,

I'll throw it on a little bit more,

so it's a little bit more.

So people think I'm a little bit of a chump. Right. And then I'm going under the radar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And how does that work out for you? I mean, I'm doing all right. You know, I don't think anybody either thinks I'm stupid or smart.

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