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Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil

Johnny Pemberton and Justine Marino

Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil

Jameela Jamil

Society & Culture, Jameela Jamil, Storytelling, Disasters, Personal Journals, Comedians, Comedy Interviews, Conversation, Stand-up, Comedy, Funny, True Stories, Shame, Embarassing

4.73.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Actor-comedian, Johnny Pemberton (Fallout, Superstore, up-coming movie Mermaid) and one of the busiest comedians in LA Justine Marino (Comedy Crush @ The Hollywood Improv, Only Fans’ LMAOF) join Jameela to talk about the risks of airport lounge tacos, farting within a relationship, a Universal Studios Tour masturbator who truly had a tramtastic day, Phish concerts, and the hazards of “bag waste”.

Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.

Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.

Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.

Listen to Wrong Turns on Amazon Music or wherever you find your podcasts.


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0:00.0

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0:04.5

and blends it with modern science to create a toolkit of award-winning collagen blends and

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0:13.0

the amount of collagen that I produce is rapidly declining. And collagen is important for your skin,

0:17.9

your hair, your bones, your joints, your muscles and elasticity, etc. And if you've been listening to this podcast for a while, you will know from the haphazard way that I choose to live my life, I am probably disintegrating faster the most. So I'm interested in any way that I can slow the loss of such an important protein. And I'm incredibly into aging positively, but also nourishing my body. I'm very fussy and very bad at taking

0:38.8

care of myself and I like the fact that their wild collagen is sustainably sourced and clinically

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drink. But what sets ancient and brave apart isn't just their award-winning products, it's also

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their commitment to sustainability, which I love. They're a B-Corp and proud members of the 1% for the planet, meaning that 1%

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of all their sales, which they've now increased to 2% goes directly to environmental causes

1:03.6

that protect our planet. So every time you buy from ancient and brave, you're not just investing

1:07.9

in your well-being, you're contributing to a healthier planet too.

1:11.2

So go to ancient and brave.org, forward slash planet, and use our code Jamila, J-A-M-A-M-A-A-20% off your first one-off

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purchase. Thank you for listening to Wrong Turns. Follow the show on Amazon Music for more

1:24.7

future episodes or just ask Alexa. Play the podcast Wrong Turns on Amazon Music for more future episodes or just ask Alexa. Play the podcast, Wrong Turns on Amazon Music.

1:39.1

Hello and welcome to wrong turns.

1:41.5

This is the show where dignity goes to die.

1:43.8

I'm very excited to have funny people come on this show every week and tell me their greatest indignities without forcing me to feel good about them. Today I have joining me an actor and comedian from 21 Jump Street and Fallout. He stars in the new comedic thriller Mermaid. It's Johnny Fucking Pemberton. Hello. Hello. Yes, that's me. I'll clap. Yeah, everyone's clapping. It beats up the applause. Yeah, it really helps. And also we have one of the busiest comedians in LA. She hosts comedy crush, a monthly show at the Hollywood Improv. It's Justine Marino. Hello. Thank you. How are you both? Feeling great.

2:18.5

Great. Super cool. It's smooth.

2:19.9

Feeling good. Life going well at the moment? Yeah, we're all here, right? That's good. It doesn't get better. Do you have a string of good luck at the moment? I think I am. I'm in a garage. It's not what you're here for. It's not why I invited you. But I have made a lot of wrong turns to get here, so I feel like does that qualify.

2:35.7

That's the name of the punker.

2:36.7

Look at that.

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