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Hello my sweet children of the programmer. It is I Duncan Trussell and you have focused your attention temporarily on the DTFH podcast.

I welcome you. It's been an evolutionary last few days for this podcast.

We have completely revised and upgraded the website. Thanks to my friends over at Squarespace.com and the geniuses at Twin Collective.

The snake that was Duncan Trussell.com has shed its skin. The former website now just a digital affluvia.

Rising somewhere in the forgotten waters of the river of time.

And now we've got a brand new website. You can check it out at Duncan Trussell.com. It's beautiful.

The colors are rich. And if you put your nose to your sticky, pubic hair and crusted computer screen.

And take a smell of that website. You will smell the sum total of a million angel farts mixed in with some kind of fresh plastic, oceanic, salty smell.

A combination of something supremely organic and fertile mixed in with that crystalline sweetness of the singularity which that smell which wafes towards us in greater and greater abundance.

As we move closer to that state of ultimate complexity and ultimate harmonization, prognosticated by the Jesuit priest, Taylor Deschardone.

And more recently by the great psychedelic philosopher Terence McKenna who called it the strange attractor at the end of time.

That place that we can all feel ourselves slowly being drawn in the direction of that place that the great Rae Curzwell author of the book, The Singularity is near calls, The Singularity.

We're headed there, my friends. And hopefully my website is at least an homage to that yet to exist point in time where we shall be relieved of the hindrances that come from having a meaty body that our soul is a meshed in like a dolphin in some kind of stinky, hairy net trapped somewhere between infinity and non-existence.

Man, it's fun to be a human being. Don't get me wrong. Whenever I get down on the human body, I inevitably will get a few messages from yoga instructors, physical therapists who say, you can't underestimate the beauty, the power, the glory, the sweetness of the human body which is grown from the universe as a way for our soul to manifest consciousness into this tiny little node of time that we currently are existing in.

And I couldn't agree with you more. You're absolutely right. I love my body. I also will get, I mean, I don't love my body like I consider my body to be a wonderland. I consider your body to be a wonderland. I consider my body to be more like a kind of slowly degenerating way stop on the highway like where you weigh trucks or something.

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