Hello, sweet friends. It's me, Duncan, and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast.

And I'm having what we used to call in the oil industry a champagne problem.

I've got a bunch of great podcasts and I can't pick which one to release.

So I'm just going to do it chronologically, but Jesus fucking Christ, if I've been having some incredible conversations

with some beautiful human beings.

I've got four podcasts under my belt, four of them vibrating like the Ark of the Covenant and some

dusty government warehouse.

I just want to open it up and let those sweet face melting angels fly into your waxy earholes and melt the faces off any

of those aspects of your personality that are giving you a low grade incarnation.

Because come on, let's face it.

This thing we're all experiencing right now, even when it sucks, it's pretty amazing.

And that's a blasphemous thing to say.

I know many of you out there don't necessarily believe it when I say that.

And many of you might say, yes, sure, maybe for you, everything feels like heaven.

You inherited half a billion dollars from your grandfather.

You've never experienced want hunger, sadness, tragedy, catastrophe or any problem at all in your life.

You're sponsored by Monsanto.

You're still making money from some of those oil fields that you own overseas.

And I tell you this, friends, it is true.

I am a multi-billionaire who's never experienced want sadness, suffering.

I've never experienced hunger.

I don't know what that's like.

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