Hello, sweet friends.

It is I, Duncan Trussell and you, are listening to the Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast.

News break.

Let's start this episode off with some serious bullshit that just got puked all over this

country by the reptilians over there at the DEA.

Actually, I think reptilian is too friendly a term for any group of people that would

choose to keep marijuana out of the bloodstreams of their society.

Reptilians, at least reptilians, the idea behind reptilians is there some kind of intergalactic

extraterrestrial super advanced species.

At least they've got spaceships.

The people over the DEA, they're sitting in their comfortable leather chairs, smoking cigars

and reaping the benefit that comes from stealing the property of human beings that are growing

or ingesting or having their possession a substance that has been shown to be very beneficial

for human beings on every single level from treating PTSD to helping certain types of

seizures, to helping people, you're dealing with the nausea and loss of appetite that

comes from radiation therapy and chemotherapy or as a creativity drug or as something to amplify

the experience of sex or eating food or just something that's fun to inhale before you

play video games.

Here's the article.

The Drug Enforcement Administration has denied two petitions to reclassify marijuana as a

less dangerous drug.

Marijuana will remain a schedule one drug, the most restrictive category under federal drug

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