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Rude Tales of Magic

Yuletide Kombat Family 3: GREEK GOD EDITION

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 December 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA!

That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody!

Yuletide Kombat Family is a holiday fighting game where seasonal opponents fight each other. If you want to play it, go ahead.


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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:04.0

Okay. In the beginning was the word and the word was God and the word was with God and the word was friends with God

0:24.1

Kinda I mean, yes, but like, they were for sure

0:26.2

closer back in the day, but they're like definitely friends now,

0:29.1

like definitely friends now, like definitely friends now.

0:32.2

But it is like, like the word doesn't know like the last time they

0:36.3

actually talked like the word knows that they're cool they know that they're cool

0:40.9

with each other and they enjoy seeing each other other and they text like the word and God they definitely text

0:46.7

It's like you know their lives have gone so many different places and God is like literally famous now?

0:53.0

It's just like totally deserved and the word isn't saying it's not deserved.

0:55.3

It's like honestly kind of complicated.

0:58.0

Like they were close friends, they are friends and like allies probably, but like the word kind of struggles with what they're saying their God's friend now like in social situations or even like online like is that accurate or is it even like a little like clout chasy to do that or like

1:13.0

but they are literally friends so

1:17.0

these were all things the word could not say in public

1:20.0

it was gosh and no one in the Christian world would hear such honesty with, ironically, charity.

1:26.2

To get any kind of perspective, the word has only one option.

1:29.5

And to speak to him, the word had to go to hell. For those paying attention

1:34.2

Yule Tide Combat Family is a show about holiday characters fighting each other.

1:38.0

And part of that incredible mythology is about how the Christmas spirit was

1:42.3

trapped in hell for a little while.

1:44.1

If you remember that, then you also might remember that in the infinitely deep bowels of hell,

1:48.8

there is a hole.

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