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Ah, you're home.

Looks like you caught me changing your bedsheets.

Hmm?

Oh, well, most front door locks are heartly impermeable, a false sense of security, really.

Why am I here changing your sheets?

Ah, well, when I saw you at the dog track, I noticed that your skin is looking well,

riddled with grease and acne.

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