The Man in the Arena (with special guest Jon Gabrus)

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp!

Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty and ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die!

WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.

Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.

This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, hello, welcome back to Roo Tales of Magic.
0:11.0	It's me, the Grey Freaker. A horrible little man, more puppets than man. I'm chained to a magazine this time.
0:19.6	Oh, I'm looking through the magazine, oh look at all these articles about gardens.
0:24.0	Oh, but what's this? Oh, there's a periodical.
0:27.0	There's a story, there's a serialized story in the back of this magazine.
0:31.0	That's the framing device of fruit tales of magic now. Ah, time to read it.
0:37.0	Ahem.
0:40.0	It's dusk in Piss Harbor.
0:44.0	The humid air smells like sweat, drugs, fried food, and some other stuff.
0:51.0	Two ork teenagers smoke stolen cigarettes and eat piss
0:55.8	harbor style hot dogs no condom outside the Kaiser permanente indoor
1:01.0	arena and Daycare.
1:03.0	They're hoping to catch a glimpse, or maybe hear a little bit of the big match.
1:09.0	They play that game where you make an OK sign under your waist,
1:12.0	and if your friend looks at it, you get to hit them in the nuts but if they break the circle without looking they get to kick you in the nuts.
1:20.0	I don't know what that game's called but they're playing it.
1:23.0	Just go into town on each other's nuts.
1:25.0	Both of their family lines end here.
1:28.0	Jesus Christ.
1:30.0	Stop!
1:31.0	But they can't hear me.
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