YTLiens: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode (RE-RELEASE)
My Momma Told Me
Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 November 2025
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Here's another mini classic! Langston and David answer a listener's email about the origins of white people and if they truly are aliens.
SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: mymommapod@gmail.com
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LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.8 | Oh, my mom are talking. |
| 0:07.8 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:11.0 | Mini episode. |
| 0:13.2 | Motherfucking mini episode. |
| 0:16.5 | My mama, |
| 0:17.6 | Chuck. |
| 0:18.0 | Yep, yep. |
| 0:19.3 | There it is. |
| 0:20.5 | There is, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:22.4 | Welcome to another phenomenal mini episode of My Mama Told Me. |
| 0:26.6 | The podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. |
| 0:31.6 | And we finally worked to prove the theories that you pieces of shit have at home. |
| 0:37.8 | We were talking about another email that I think folks got excited about, |
| 0:43.9 | a email that came to us very secretively, I would say, |
| 0:49.6 | like not a lot of information about the sender of this email, |
| 0:53.0 | but the subject, the headline, is |
| 0:55.1 | white aliens. |
| 0:56.9 | White aliens is where we're at. |
| 1:00.0 | And this person starts off by saying, what up my crackers? |
| 1:03.2 | Didn't care for that one bit. |
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