All Famous Black People Know Each Other (with Jay Jurden)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and writer Jay Jurden (Yes Ma’am) brings us an authentic, from his mother, conspiracy theory: all Black celebrities know each other. Meanwhile, David and Langston prefer the Transformers when they're in animal form; they've only seen The Matrix once, and they don't forget the Danimals. Barney got the NeNe Leakes, and the SNAP loss will impact Baby Bop. They ponder some other theories, like, is James Brown the Black Charlie Sheen? Langston auditions for the Terrance Howard biopic. Sam Jay is the hardest comedian we know. And you can always find us in Journee Smolette's DMs.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human. You're a black man who came in some money. I know you have some hats. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you have some hats. I know you have some hats. Yeah, that's funny. You know what I'm not to wear a bomber and some sneakers during my special. Yeah. I'm a black man who came into some money. So I got a bunch of hats. My husband. I take so many Tim's in and out of the cart.
0:24.0	He bought me. I'm a black man who came with his money. So I got a bunch of my husband.
0:21.9	I take so many Tim's in and out of the cart.
0:25.1	They're in the cart.
0:26.3	All the time.
0:27.8	You wake up.
0:28.8	They're in the car.
0:29.2	I remember doing this.
0:30.5	David, we talked about this.
0:32.0	David, you're sick.
0:33.7	David.
0:34.7	David, you're a sick man.
0:35.9	Yeah.
0:36.9	Who I'm all
0:38.4	The government growing babies
0:41.6	Microchips in your
0:43.8	penis
0:44.4	All koala bears are racist
0:47.8	The ozone layer
0:51.6	O's the money
0:53.0	Farsheets defended turkey stuff.
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