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My Momma Told Me

iPhone Keyboards Rigged to Fail (with Olly Sholotan)

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up, Comedy Interviews

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Olly Sholotan, Carlton Banks on the new Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is here, and he's definitely taller than Aaron Pierre. He's got multiple theories. Does Apple change their keyboards to keep you buying new phones? Was bottle service created to keep the Black man down? Social redlining at its worst! Plus, Langston and David discuss what's going down at the old lady strip club.

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:37.7

Guaranteed Human. It's hard when handsome guys are all so taller than you want. It's like, come on, man. Especially actors. It's like, that's the secret. Yeah. The secret is that they're not huge. It's like we're all small. Yeah. Yeah, that's like a fun little game. My favorite thing about every single premiere ever is like me and every other actor, we get together and we're all the same height. And like all these people that I've thought are the tallest shit, I'm like, ah, look at all of us. All of us, close to the ground. It's great. Look at us. Brothers we equals. Come on. Brothers we equals. Your guys, big faces. That's how you do it. That's how you make a movie star. We all have to look at our female co-stars, like, underneath her nose and put us on an Apple Box. But not, and then I met Aaron Pierre. And the niggas, like, tall as hell. I will say this. That's tough. That is tough. It's hard. I will say this. you and your you stand out in some ways in your cast in that

0:54.9

it's what are you about

0:56.2

say?

0:56.3

What are you about saying?

0:57.4

What do you mean? you and your you stand out in some ways in your cast

0:54.3

in that

0:54.9

you got a bunch of tall motherfuckers

0:57.3

in what you mean

0:58.0

in Bel Air there's a lot of tall people

1:00.3

including me

1:01.3

let's go

1:02.5

I like that I like that

1:04.3

let's go

1:04.7

yeah yeah no that's the thing

1:06.2

the thing about the cast of Belair

1:07.9

we're all

1:09.2

we're all super tall.

1:11.6

Us too, everybody, we go, we all be here.

1:14.6

Coco, Jabari, all of us just like tall, equally tall, you know, equally like 5-11 and up.

1:23.6

All of us together.

1:24.6

I'm gonna say, if you're gonna fake you've got to start higher than 5-11.

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