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Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Jonny and Richard are taking a break so here are some Smith and Sniff greatest hits from those old videos where they had lunch in a parked car. Topics covered in this flashback episode include the point of Magnus Walker, Jackie Stewart's West End Show and restomod, Jonny having a weird weekend with a Vectra VXR, Richard arguing with a car wash man about the size of the Rover 75, a second rate Knight Rider convention, ironic replicas, why dentist surgeries have fish tanks and not a duck waddling about the place, Jonny's mashed-up housemate and his love of the Prelude 2.2, leaving a car on Bono's driveway, Annie Lennox's weird pronunciation, and a man who drank an entire bottle of Captain Morgan spiced rum and got into a multi-part trouser catastrophe.
Special thanks to Ian Deeley for audio assistance on this episode.
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| 0:00.0 | Imagine you, you in a nice comfy seat with your hands behind your head, taking in the views, |
| 0:09.6 | instead of taking on the road, maybe even taking a nap. That's the bliss of getting where you |
| 0:15.5 | need to go without worrying about driving. Book your train journey via avantiwascoast.co.uk |
| 0:23.0 | and we'll take you there. Avantiwascoast, feel good travel. |
| 0:30.4 | I'm Richard Porter and this is a Smith & Sniff Clip Show. |
| 0:41.2 | Hello, it's Richard here, Happy New Year and all that. It's a slightly different Smith & Sniff |
| 0:46.4 | this week because Johnny and I are still taking a short break, so to fill the void I've pulled |
| 0:50.8 | together some clips from our old YouTube videos. These are all excerpts from the times that we |
| 0:56.1 | parked up on having lunch because the audio is better without any background road noise. |
| 1:02.1 | On the downside, because we're having lunch, there's sometimes the sound of us eating, |
| 1:06.1 | which I know is slightly revolting, but hopefully doesn't spoil the whole thing. We'll be back to |
| 1:11.0 | normal next week with a brand new episode, but in the meantime, please enjoy the sweetings from |
| 1:14.7 | our factory floor, which is also how my dad told me that wheataflakes were made. I don't think that's |
| 1:21.2 | actually true. Can I ask you a slightly controversial question? Yes. |
| 1:29.6 | What's the point of Magnus Walker? Gosh, well, he is like, |
| 1:39.2 | imagine a new age traveler who instead of having an old library, |
| 1:48.8 | with a wood burner in the back. He accidentally owns most of downtown Los Angeles. |
| 1:54.5 | What he's done, he sort of ratchets the strap three, nine, two, eights together. |
| 2:02.0 | Yeah, he's like, he's like a new age traveler, just how's he really into Porsches? |
| 2:05.6 | No, the reason I ask is, have you met him? No, I've never met him. |
| 2:09.2 | He seems, I've never met him. He seems like he's a really nice guy. I don't know |
| 2:11.9 | people who have, but he seems like a really, really nice player. |
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