The Queen's secret car collection
Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 10 January 2022
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Jonny and Richard have some ideas about the cars Her Majesty rocks at the weekend. Also in this episode, a Fiat with permanently sliding doors, keeping cacti in a Citroen Berlingo, driving a Renault Kangoo with the door open, remembering George Michael, undergoing stage 3 dental work, and Jonny's hatred of people shouting 'OI OI!' Plus, cars for getting away from a court appearance, Bananarama's Band Aid Golf, cars that are too flash for the house they're parked outside, why hot hatches should always be three door, Jonny's latest engine-off emergency, and what's the ideal car for someone on a witness protection programme?
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith & Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars of this week, the Queen's Secret Pickup Truck. |
| 0:13.0 | I had a very satisfying car-based series of events over the Christmas and New Year break. |
| 0:22.0 | Oh, starting with... |
| 0:24.0 | Do tell, do tell. |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, by the way, happy new 22. |
| 0:27.0 | Happy 22. |
| 0:29.0 | On that side of things, yeah. |
| 0:30.0 | On that side of things, yeah. |
| 0:34.0 | I put some new tires on my Range Rover. |
| 0:38.0 | Not me personally, obviously I had a place to do it, and they did all the, you know, the tracking and everything. |
| 0:44.0 | Oh, it felt nice afterwards. |
| 0:46.0 | Did it? |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, I don't underestimate the importance of new tires. |
| 0:49.0 | It didn't, it wasn't marginal, it didn't urgently need new tires, but it was bothering me that they were not super fresh, they were the ones that I bought it with. |
| 0:57.0 | Yes. |
| 0:58.0 | And it was just... |
| 1:00.0 | That's like... |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:02.0 | What? |
| 1:03.0 | And so I had a fresh set of OEM spec, really scorpion zeros put on it. |
| 1:10.0 | Favorite bands, yeah. |
| 1:12.0 | Obviously. |
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