I'm Richard Porter and I'm Johnny Smith and this is Smith and Smith a podcast in

which two friends talk about cars and a little bit too much about shaking

Stevens. I'm starting to feel Christmassy and which is kind of convenient

really and I heard those shaking Stevens song over there and I remind him of

how funny the music video is. I forgot how jerky shaking Stevens is. It's

very jerky. He's as jerky as Suggs. No. If it was like a boat it's like a

boat for a scale of jerky. Yeah. Well it's the Suggs scale isn't it? It's the

Suggs jerkiness. He's not as jerky as Suggs. Maybe he incertus. Maybe it's the

Curtis scale. He incertus yes. But he incertus is more jittery I would say. Suggs is

your angular movement king. He's a sort of diagonal shoulders. Yeah. I'm

thinking shaking Stevens. Actually shaking Stevens might be a little bit more

like someone keeps licking a nine-volt battery. Well when you're trying to

sing a jolly Christmas song he is so good. He's proper like whatever he is

Swansea Speck Elvis. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good song but the girl who is I think

they filmed it in Lapland or somewhere. The girl that's in the slay with him in

the video. You have to watch the music video. Honestly it looks like you know

when you've been you've been hit in the face by a powerful fast-traveling

football on a really cold day and it smacks and it hurts for so long. You know

when it throps it's sort of throbs and glows. That's what that's sort of what

her face looks like. So I always get the impression that I've been some sort of

incident just before filming. She's had to pretend. He's taken Stevens just saw a

gola ball on the floor couldn't help himself. Absolutely howled it accidentally

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