Your Turn: Fanny Farts & More Maggots
The Teen Commandments
Sara Cox
4.9 • 834 Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
Fanny farting in yoga, hiding maggots in teenage bedrooms, and defending your bezzie mate - Sara and Clare cover it all in today's Your Turn episode!
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Teen Commandments contains some fruity language and some, oh God, yeah, and some adult |
| 0:05.6 | topics. Do not let children listen to this. Yes, keep it off the loud speakers as well, definitely. |
| 0:11.5 | I just saw a little flash in my bedsy that I don't see that often where I just know she's always |
| 0:16.8 | got me back. Good old-fashioned tit-wank. We're talking level three there, aren't we? |
| 0:21.2 | Yeah. Maybe she'd been reading some magazines. I must have been bending down to put my knickers on and my |
| 0:27.4 | naked bum tapped against the naked bum of another lady and we both are straightened. |
| 0:35.9 | Hello Claire Hamilton. Hello Sarah Carks. Hello Claire Hamilton. |
| 0:38.7 | Hello Sarah Carx. |
| 0:40.1 | Hello fabulous people. |
| 0:41.2 | This is Teen Commandments. |
| 0:42.2 | Your turn. |
| 0:43.5 | Clues in the title. |
| 0:44.8 | Does what it says on the tin. |
| 0:46.4 | It is all your excellent emails. |
| 0:47.9 | Keep them coming in. |
| 0:49.4 | Tots them to us. |
| 0:49.8 | Oh. |
| 0:50.8 | Like, wow. |
| 1:29.1 | Imagine we're podcast penguins and you've got the sardine stories. I don't know what I'm talking about. I've either got low sugar or too much caffeine. I know. I was going to say, we're not that much coffee. What's going on? A deadly combo of the two. I'm just excited. I'm excited to be in your company. I was so excited for you coming down yesterday. I know. I was the same. I kept ringing you. Yeah. How long? How long? Watch you what's your ETA? Well, I was setting off the day before. I was in my head. I was like, I could just go now and surprise. I had to see you. It was dead nice. Before we get going, by the way, what was hilarious when we went to the gym last night there was that woman she didn't shove past me but she was clearly in a rush and we were |
| 1:33.2 | obviously must have been weaving around in her way and in the changing room she saw her she nearly |
| 1:38.2 | pushed you yeah she yeah she sort of did this weird manoeuvre to me, which saved her approximately 0.4 of a second. |
| 1:46.5 | But you, she, it looked like you were heading for the cubicle and she wanted the cubicle and she ran in front of you to get in it. |
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