This episode of Teen Commandments contains some strong language and some adult chat.

So just, you know, you have been warned.

You get beaten up if you went to start revising, Greg.

And this young woman here with all these men.

And actually what it is, they're like, come on, let's get this Nana back on the road.

Sing Hosanna to the, what's the word?

Oh, I don't know.

Can't be to the end.

Doesn't make sense.

Hello, Claire Hamilton.

Hello, Sarah Carr.

Welcome to Teen Commandments, the show where we try to make sense.

We attempt to make sense of the often extraordinary brains of our teenagers.

Hope you've had a lovely few days since we last mithered you. How are you, Claire? You're good? And very well, how are you? Oh, good. We had such a nice time last night, didn't we? We went to the gym. Yeah, we had a little workout. Went to a blaze class. Popped from a blaze cherry. Yes. David Lloyd's very nice, isn't it? It is very nice. The nicest, nicest, Jim of Elvis. David Lloyd is lovely. David Lloyd. They do want to sponsor us. Yes, they want to sponsor us or at the very least give Claire a membership. Yes. Does my guest pass still work now today? I'm not sure, you know. I'm going to try it up in Manchester. Claire was walking around with his guest pass up on her phone like it was a warrant card and she was a police officer. She just kept showing everybody that as we walked around the gym into the changing room, like, yeah, hi, David Lloyd, hi, yeah, day pass. I've got a day pass. I'm turning into my mother. That's what she does with stuff. But it was good, wasn't it? It was brilliant. I was like, come and do a blaze class, you'll be fine. There's one station that's a punch bag. There's a weight station. And then there's a treadmill. And there's a lady on a Madonna headset on a microphone. Very glamorous lady.

Very glamorous. She was great. Did you see a neon green really long nails? Yeah and a lovely eyelashes even in the dark. Yeah, she was very cool. Yeah, it's a dark room with really loud music as well when we went in. I was saying, what are we doing? It's like getting chased through a rave basically,, is it, when you're on the treadmill.

It's, but it was good.

You did well. Yeah, it was good. I enjoyed it. It was really funny. Because you know, I'd never get you involved in something that I did think you could handle because I'm your best friend. But I thought it's just going to be funny to see how Claire reacts to all these instructions. and then the best bit at the end.

Remember what you have to do at the end of a blaze class?

Oh, the bit that you got done excited about.

I knew this.

I knew this, right.

So she goes, right, everybody put your fist in the middle.

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