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Oh, yeah.

Sorry about that. Sorry about Sarah's singing. It's really bad. Claire. Do you always have to add on a little insult at the end there? Oh, hang on. 17, you were modelling then, weren't you? It was post-perm. What'd you mean? It would have nod to me with my perm. You're not being a single mom and I had two babies.

I now know what he was getting at. What do you mean? He would have snogged me with my perm. You're not being a single mum and I had two babies.

I now know what he was getting at.

I'll tell you what happened at the salon the other day.

I forgot about this.

Hello Claire Hamilton.

Hello, Sarah Cod.

Hello, Legends.

Welcome along to Teen Commandments, the show where we try to make sense of the often unique brains of our teenagers. Hi, Claire. Hi, you're looking very nice. You're looking so nice. I've got my little, I've got my little swared bolts on. Lovely. I've had them for about. I must have had them six or seven years. They're in such good Nick because I was too scared to wear them. I just used to keep them in a cupboard and look at them longingly. But because they're suede and they're a creamy pinky colour. Yeah, they're nice. I didn't dare wear them. And then I thought, that's mad. Don't save things. Don't save things.

Tell me what, tell me what you told me a minute ago, which is really poignant, but I think it's an incredible life lesson for people. It is. My dad, when he died, um, used to, well, my dad used to save

champagne and he loved champagne and he used to collect it. And when

he died, they were all still in the cupboard. What? A dozen bottles of lovely more. More over the

years. I remember them growing up. We had pink ones and all these different, from different occasions.

This was given to me on this occasion and we'll open it one day and they never got opened no and just saving it for that special day don't save them don't save it don't save it

if anyone's listening now and you've got some champagne saved open it right now open it immediately

if you're at work just nip home pop that cork yes definitely don't save Neil Hamilton yeah have a little drink and toast Neil It was so sad when we went to the cupboard Because my mum doesn't really drink it And she felt really odd And it was just like What a shame It's real pot I think it's a real working class thing that as well I think it is with a lot of my clothes And I'm like oh I, no, that's too posh. I'm going to save it for

best. Save it for best. Double denim, looking strong on you today, babe. If you're watching us on

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