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The Teen Commandments

Your Turn: Dry Humping & Justice For Karen

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox

Sara Cox, Funny, Personal Journals, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Kids, 90s, Teenagers, Comedy, Throwback, Parenting, Nostalgia

4.9834 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Spotting your teen dry humping, tequila-filled school trips, and a dildo catastrophe are just a few of the topics Sara and Clare dive into on today’s Your Turn episode!


We want to hear your stories! If you're struggling to understand the complex minds of your teens OR you're haunted by the memory of your mum walking into your teenage bedroom mid-dry hump, then email us at hello@teencommandments.co.uk


You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__, @teencommandments


Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always


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0:00.0

Sarah and Claire will be here in just a moment with the Teen Commandments.

0:06.0

There's a very funny episode of Help I Sex with My Boss that you need to get lined up to play next.

0:12.2

Unlikely best friends, William Hanson and Jordan North solve your everyday dilemmas,

0:17.3

which takes them to the Urban Dictionary on the latest episode.

0:20.6

Oh, and William claims

0:21.7

something Jordan's been up to is the gayest thing he's ever heard, William's words. Search for help,

0:28.3

I sexed my boss and get the latest episode lined up to play next and find out exactly what

0:33.5

Jordan's been up to. Claire, this episode, oh, it's definitely got some fruity stuff, hasn't it? Yes, very much so. Keep the kids away, thank you. I mean, ask him again over dinner in a little bit of time, do you think. How's a dry humping going? No. It must be such a barley to be Karen, and then your name's perfectly normal and fine. And then all of a sudden. And then it's got this association.

0:56.7

Do it so there's just two eyes above your fan here.

0:59.1

And then your fan is the dragon now.

1:03.0

Hello Claire Hamilton. Hello, Sarah Cox.

1:03.9

Hello, lovely people.

1:04.8

This is Teen Commandments.

1:05.9

Your turn where we go through your excellent stories of which there are often many.

1:10.2

And they are very

1:11.1

laughter I'm trying to think I was going to say they take us on a high-speed train to

1:20.2

Lafterville doesn't make sense whatever welcome we love you thanks for your stories hello

1:25.2

at tin commandments.commodemannments.com.. Question of the week time. Claire, do a little trumpet please.

1:31.4

Beautiful and haunting. Thank you. That was beautiful. Following on from Claire's daughter's skydive, we wanted to know.

1:42.6

As anybody else's child done something quite random and risky

1:45.8

and not told you about it. Yes, they have. Sarah said, my daughter sent a similar video of her

1:51.5

jumping off a cliff in Africa with a friend that she had met out there. She admitted afterwards that

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