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The Teen Commandments

Super Mums & Teenage Rebellion

The Teen Commandments

Sara Cox

90s, Funny, Nostalgia, Comedy, Parenting, Kids, Sara Cox, Throwback, Society & Culture, Teenagers, Personal Journals, Kids & Family

4.9834 Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Sara’s been putting snail slime on her face, while Clare shows off her unconventional flirting techniques! The girls also chat about solo parenting, getting kicked out of class, and the biggest teenage lies their lovely listeners have told.


Remember, if you want to watch the pod too, head over to our Youtube Channel (@theteencommandments) and also our Insta and TikTok (@teencommandments)!


You can also follow us on: @djsaracox, @clarehamilton__


Visit www.theteencommandments.co.uk


Teen Commandments is a Sara Cox Production with Audio Always


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Sarah and Claire will be here in just a moment with the Teen Commandments.

0:06.0

There's a very funny episode of Help I Sex with My Boss that you need to get lined up to play next.

0:12.2

Unlikely best friends, William Hanson and Jordan North solve your everyday dilemmas,

0:17.3

which takes them to the Urban Dictionary on the latest episode.

0:20.6

Oh, and William claims something

0:22.1

Jordan's been up to is the gayest thing he's ever heard, William's words. Search for help,

0:28.3

I sexed my boss and get the latest episode lined up to play next and find out exactly what

0:33.5

Jordan's been up to. This episode of Teen Commandments contains strong language and adult topic, so maybe keep the kids away. I'm using snail gunk on my face. Oh, wow. You could just get some out your garden. Are you paying for this? I'm not good at flirting. What's stirring at? Do you want to drink? No. I mean, obviously the good thing is when you see those two little lines on a pregnancy test is that you can start eating two breakfasts.

0:56.4

Yeah. Fruit salad for the bear bit.

0:58.3

Bacon butty for me.

1:03.3

Hello, Claire Hamilton.

1:04.7

Hello, Sarah Cork.

1:06.2

Welcome to Teen Commandments. I'm just laughing at your face then. You would have thanks.

1:10.7

I'm not welcoming you. I'm welcoming the at your face then. You would say thanks. I'm not welcoming you.

1:12.2

I'm welcoming the listeners. Although you're very welcome as well, babe. This is Teen Commandments

1:17.8

the show where we try to make sense of the often mad brains of our teenagers. Oh, you've had a lovely,

1:24.8

a lovely time since we last spoke. Why are we so giddy, is it?

1:28.0

The caffeine. Yeah, usually. It's always just nice being together, isn't it? We want to be together.

1:33.1

We want to be together. Do you remember that advert? Want to be together. What was that?

1:37.5

I can't remember.

1:38.6

Anyway, you know what we do here by now, hopefully.

1:41.3

If not, if you're new, hello, you can watch us on YouTube.

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