He tries to get out. They keep pulling him back in.

I thought we have a month with that, Tim. He tries to get out, and they keep pulling him back in.

I thought we'd have a month with that Tim Marchman,

and yet he returns preemptively from his vacation.

Marchman.

Why are you here?

Well, you know, what was happening, Drew,

was I was going to take August off,

and I started listening to some Bill Simmons

podcast to fill my time and the empty hole in my heart.

And dude, do you listen to Ringer podcasts or Bill Simmons podcast specifically?

No, I do not.

I only see the top line and then I get very angry and then I don't tweet about it anymore.

I just slacks.

And you see this shit?

Dude, they're awesome from the perspective of the editor of a moderately well-known sports site.

They're all like single issue Bill Simmons podcast, like Bill

Simmons talks with his buddies about old movies he likes to watch on TNT, Bill Simmons podcast

about Patriots wins, like right on down the line. So I had this stunning realization. Drew,

we're going to relaunch the whole Deadcast experience and more broadly, the Deadspin podcast network.

Do you want to hear what we have lined up?

No, not particularly, but all right, go.

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