We have a special treat this week.

This is the beginning of a month without Marchman.

Dom Constantino is our NFL correspondent and resident parking ticket magnet.

Dom, say hi to everybody.

Hello, everyone.

This is our first deadcast without Marchman.

And we're going to have to see if we can replace this horrible, awful takes with your own.

Do you have the requisite shitty air conditioning takes to fill the shoes of Marchman.

I think I just might.

I actually think Marchman has pretty good takes on air conditioning.

So this should be fun.

Oh, you're awful.

You're awful.

Don't encourage him.

That's terrible.

You should know better.

All right.

So the deal with Marshman's on vacation, well-earned vacation, so you're not going to see them for a month.

So we're going to have a little rotation, a little murderer's row of Deadspin Stavers coming in.

And we have Dom with us just in time, just as training camp opens, and it's time to talk football.

Let's talk some football.

You ready?

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