Yes, hey freaks Tim Hinton with you this is the distorted view show. It's actually going to be the best of distorted view daily today.

I've been sick all weekend. This has just ruined my long Memorial Day fun.

I was so looking forward to having three days off kicking back relaxing and instead I've been

hacking and coughing up all sorts of interesting colored phlegm. For a while it looked like

you know custard like an egg-based custard that has been flambayed around the edges you know around and then more yellow in the

middle I do feel like I will be able to do a show tomorrow and I'm saying that because of the

trajectory of this illness like you hear how I sound now you know you may think

oh it's not too bad less than 24 ago, this is what I sounded like. I recorded myself because I, like I shocked myself when I spoke.

Okay, here we go, going down the stairs.

Yeah, I had such a sore throat.

I literally, I sounded like a special needs person.

You know how they sort of have that accent about them?

Welcome to McDonald's. How may I help, help you?

That's what I sounded like.

Well, the strangest thing happened.

I got sick, I got a sore throat, and now I sound like that.

I sound like with those kids on that special poetry sla. I like beer. It's good for you. I am the moon star. Oh my God my throat is like crazy. It doesn't hurt as much as it did yesterday,

but I am, I don't know. I don't know what's going on would be.

Yeah, well, you know, I appear, I think I'm on the mend.

I'm heading in the right direction, so I'm so sorry I have to do this to you.

But yes, we will be doing a best of show today

tomorrow I'll be back with a new program for everyone we'll get this we'll get this

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