With This Pubic Hair Ring I Thee Wed – NEW SHOW!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:17:04 I’m A Sick, Weak Little Boy 07:32:09 Pubic Hair Wedding Rings 11:49:09 Turning Harley Quinn Into A Fart Slave 15:06:11 The Incubus Is Horny 17:19:19 Going Coo-Coo For Communion Wafers 21:51:17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 AI Transcript:

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, May 29, 2024 coming up on the program today with this
0:06.0	pubic ring, Ivy Wed, plus the Incubis is horny tonight, addicted to communion wapers, Harley Quinn fart bitch all this for sure
0:16.1	voicemails today on the distorted news show
0:20.8	you don't try this is how's here Do you know services to help you?
0:24.0	Yes, I think Britney Spears is an unfit mother.
0:27.0	Can you check on her please?
0:28.0	What?
0:29.0	Just again, I didn't understand you.
0:30.0	Can you check on Britney Spears?
0:32.0	I think she's an unfit mother.
0:34.0	So what should I check for you?
0:37.0	On Brittany Spears, see if he's safe or anything?
0:40.0	Is Brittany Spears okay? Is her son okay? I'm worried about Brittany Spears's okay? Is her son okay?
0:43.0	I'm worried about Brittany Spears's son.
0:46.0	What's wrong with him?
0:48.0	I'm just worried about her because he has custody of him and she's messing up big time.
0:54.0	You have custody of him?
0:56.0	No, Brittany Spears has custody of him.
0:59.0	Uh-huh.
1:00.0	And I'm just worried about him.
1:01.0	Is there any way you can go check on him and see if he's okay?
1:05.0	And what's your name? What's your relation to Ruby's name?
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