The Government’s Number One Most Wanted Hermaphrodite

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:56:19 Misheard Lyrics 08:55:09 IVF And Porn – A Christian Nightmare 17:04:24 The Government Is After The Top Hermaphrodite 20:24:23 Youtube’s Best Anal Douche Tutorial 28:26:02 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:58:05 Gen Z Is Getting Trashed On BORG 36:12:12 We’ve All Gotten Scrotumfuls Of Plastic In Our Testicles 39:48:20 […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Thursday, May 23rd, 2024, coming up on the program today, the government's
0:05.9	number one most wanted hermaphrodite.
0:08.3	Plus, how many anal duches does it take to shit out clear water?
0:12.8	Ask that sloppy bottom slut Mr Owl, I guess.
0:16.6	And getting fucked up on board.
0:18.6	All coming up today. As I was walking a ribbon-up highway I saw above me God's anger give way I saw around me a burning tower giving a
0:41.1	free view of hell.
0:43.7	This land is fagland, a raging bad land
0:48.2	from California to the New York Wastlands, from the Bud Red Forest to the All Stream Water.
0:58.0	This land is headed straight to hell.
1:01.0	I've passed by churches churches filled up with perverts in modest I saw your idols you
1:13.4	your idols you love to worship your filthy ways to serve hell
1:19.5	this land is bad land, the raging madland, from California to the New York
1:28.0	Waykslands, from the fun-red forests to the Gold Stream waters.
1:34.0	This land is heading straight to hell.
1:40.0	It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson.
1:43.6	She is a fat cunt.
1:45.8	The vagina is full of eggs.
1:48.5	A lot of hot liquid poo just went out all at once. I love the after taste of seaman in my mouth.
1:55.6	Yes, Tim Benson back here with you for your Thursday episode of TV have a great one for you.
2:03.2	Previously on the show, we talked a little bit about how I have a real difficulty understanding
2:09.8	lyrics to songs.
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