Your Mom Was a Pornstar

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 148 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Originally Aired June 18, 2025: Why you should always check for urinals. Whacking at work. Everything you ever wanted to know about Cleavage To Beaver.

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:
Twitter/X: @93XHAMS
Facebook: @93XHAMS
Instagram: @93XHAMS
Email the show: [email protected]

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.4	83X. You can't make it up.
0:48.3	You just can't.
0:51.3	You can try.
0:54.4	Welcome, folks, to the damn 93X-Fast morning show.
0:59.6	Welcome to the Wednesday program.
1:02.2	We'd love to tell you that Ashley is back in studio with us,
1:05.0	but she's not.
1:06.9	Still not feeling quite right.
1:12.7	I haven't felt right about anything I've done professionally or personally ever, but I still showed up, didn't I?
1:18.3	I'm still waiting for the day I feel the same.
1:20.4	Right.
1:22.0	Is she going to make it?
1:23.9	I think so.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 17 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of 93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.