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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Originally Aired June 19, 2025: TV star Janel Klein. Faribault Flatliners Everything you've ever wanted to know about when you're going to die.

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0:00.0	Hey, podcast, pals.
0:01.1	Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:05.5	Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.
0:11.5	That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.
0:13.9	I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.
0:20.1	Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,
0:22.7	not just another name on the list.
0:24.5	That's standard.
0:25.4	Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.
0:28.4	The 93Xer. I got a I got a get into character
0:49.3	you know what I mean?
0:52.7	I haven't really prepared myself.
0:55.1	Hope everyone's doing just fine.
0:57.7	Just fine.
0:58.9	We're going to go ahead and welcome you to the 93X half-ass morning show Thursday.
1:05.6	Sorry, no smash league just yet.
1:08.0	She's having a bad week.
1:09.4	Yeah, not the best week for our pal Ashley.
1:11.7	A bad week. I did get some encouraging news though or a positive sign. I was texting with her
1:16.9	fiance yesterday to check in on him. And he sent me a photo. Ashley's, you know, she's laid up
1:22.3	in the bed, you know, and he was, you know, sitting in a chair across the, across the way from her.
1:28.4	And he sent me a picture of her.
	...

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