Your Dating Profiles Are Wilder Than We Ever Expected…
The Therapy Crouch
Therapy Crouch
4.8 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 August 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with tales from their whirlwind summer of love. From a chaotic French getaway complete with dodgy rental cars, monastery villas, and some very unwanted rodents, to candid chats about home renovations, golf, and bar stools, the pair serve up hilarious bickering and heartfelt moments in equal measure.
Abbey opens up about her dream of making their home the ultimate family hub, while Peter… would rather just leave it as is. They also dive headfirst into matchmaking duties for listeners, reading out profiles from hopeless romantics, divorcees, triathletes, and cat dads (named after cheeses, no less).
Alongside laughs and chaos, the duo share heartfelt advice on young love, the “chase phase” in dating, long-distance relationships, and even what to do if your 25-year-old life plans go haywire overnight…
00:00 – The chaos begins: Abbey’s hungover, Peter’s defensive
02:00 – The great home renovation debate: move vs. makeover
07:00 – Abbey vs. Peter’s French trip fallout
10:00 – Listener letter: a podcast that changed a woman’s life
14:00 – Sophia’s tennis triumph in France
18:00 – Peter gets papped: the “age-defying physique” debate
20:00 – Abbey’s horror at rats outside their French villa
23:00 – Abbey’s airplane matchmaking attempt
27:00 – Listener profile: the “Earth Angel” in search of love
30:00 – The caravan “anal” game and Peter’s disgust
39:00 – Listener dilemma: 56-year-old divorcee looking for love
44:00 – Young listener’s breakup dilemma and the importance of honesty
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by H&M and their new kids collection. Honestly, I blink and |
| 0:04.9 | suddenly none of the kids' clothes fit anymore. Trousers turning into shorts overnight. |
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| 0:33.2 | every time someone has a sudden growth spurt which our house feels like that every other week. |
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| 0:49.2 | This episode of The Therapy Crouch is sponsored by Starbucks Chill Coffee. |
| 0:53.0 | You know those fleeting everyday moments, |
| 0:55.3 | like five minutes apiece while the kids are occupied, or a quick scroll before the madness of a |
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| 1:34.2 | I'm not saying all that. |
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