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The Therapy Crouch

How Summer Holidays STEAL Every Couple’s Romance!

The Therapy Crouch

Therapy Crouch

Agony Aunt, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Marriage, Relationships, Funny, Parenting, Relax, Sex, Mum, Abbey Clancy, Advice, Dad, Couples Therapy, Therapy, Partners, Comedy, Peter Crouch, Couples

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch dive headfirst into another Ask Me Anything, with hilarious listener dilemmas to behind-the-scenes truths about their own marriage, nothing is off-limits.


Abbey tests her footballer name pronunciation skills, as well as recalling losing her Invisalign in restaurant bins, while Peter admits to being spotted cruising along a French promenade on a lime bike.


The pair weigh in on moving in with a partner too soon, whether it’s ever acceptable to make wedding guests pay for food, and why kids nearly ended their love life this summer.


Expect plenty of laughter, a few awkward confessions, and a surprising debate you’ll never forget.


00:00 – Intro

01:02 – “Funny words” game spirals into absurd flap debates.

03:25 – Do school holidays kill romance? Abbey and Peter confess.

05:03 – The couple reflect on their beloved cats and relationship milestones.

07:16 – Listener asks: how to ask your girlfriend to move in. Abbey reveals how Pete got it wrong.

11:07 – Pete recalls the infamous “tree necklace” disaster.

12:00 – Listener question: who would they shaba if not each other?

13:01 – Abbey tests her footballer name pronouciations

18:32 – The wedding food debate: should guests pay at a festival wedding?

19:24 – A fan spots Peter riding a lime bike in Nice?!

22:11 – Why Abbey and Peter had kids before marriage.

26:04 – Invisalign horrors: Abbey’s tips (and bin-digging disasters).

28:40 – Would Abbey rather watch Peter play golf or model lingerie?

30:25 – Flashback: A friend in a swimsuit and thigh-highs… Pete approves.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's episode is brought to you by H&M and their new kids collection. Honestly, I blink and

0:04.9

suddenly none of the kids' clothes fit anymore. Trousers turning into shorts overnight.

0:10.2

And don't even get me started on what they actually want to wear. If it doesn't pass the

0:14.1

style test, it's a no-go. That's why I love H&M's new kids collection. It's of the moment and

0:20.5

the girls are obsessed and it keeps them

0:22.9

comfy too. There's lots of great pieces, trousers, sweatshirts, knitwear, skirts, dresses, everything

0:28.5

they need now it's getting a bit cooler. And the best part is the price. You're not panicking

0:33.2

every time someone has a sudden growth spurt which our house feels like that every other week.

0:38.0

It's all about new season, new moves, new looks.

0:41.2

H&M have absolutely nailed it.

0:43.7

Shop H&M's latest kids collection in store or online at HM.com today.

0:49.0

This episode of The Therapy Crouch is brought you by Indeed.

0:52.4

Okay, Pete, I've got a question for you.

1:27.8

Who is the best boss you've ever had? Oh, I've had some great ones, but my old favourite is Harry Rednapp. Not me. You're not my manager. Why is that? Why, Harry? He signed me three times. He must have thought I've been doing something, right? Well, obviously you were. You scored a hell of a lot of goals for him, but getting a job because you know the person doing the hiring. That happens all the time in football, doesn't it? Well, it's not like it's a normal job, is it? He wasn't looking through my CV and asking him if he thought I had any transferable skills that I could bring to the first team.

1:28.6

But now you mention it, it does happen a lot.

1:30.8

I manage all know and trust his players and often bring them that in for that reason.

1:34.6

Okay.

1:35.1

Harry should do that a lot.

1:36.4

Well, luckily it worked out well with you and Harry, but it happens everywhere, doesn't it?

1:40.3

And not always with great results.

1:42.6

I mean, when you put it like that, it doesn't sound great, does it?

1:44.8

It should be what you know, not who you know.

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