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Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Traffic tips galore! Larry tells you how to win a street race that you're not even trying to win and how to beat the traffic jam in a parking lot after a play. Plus, an ode to the great Bob Einstein and why Larry would rather being home saying goodnight to his kid than just about anything else. And on Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the flick "Rio Bravo." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "I'm working with William Shatner."

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0:00.0	And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves taking their kids to the airport. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all?
0:41.0	And boy oh boy is it ever beautiful here today it's a great day and
0:47.6	the colonel and I are not on milleronia and there's a reason for that and it's because well coming up in a few days I'm
0:56.2	going to be taking one of our kids to the airport and I'll tell you about that
1:01.0	later and why that's so wonderful and but boy oh boy and that's always the music makes me feel
1:08.7	so good and the and are Mike Lucking asking the musical question.
1:23.0	When TVs are smart enough to sense our level of interest and change the channel,
1:28.0	will we all wind up watching the Green Woman dancing in Star Trek?
1:34.4	First of all, yes.
1:36.4	Yes, Mike.
1:38.2	Yes, yes, and yes, and just yes.
1:42.4	Mike, you always send us terrific questions and do you know what you might just have hit here on the greatest sexual moment in all of show business history and let's be honest we all know something
1:56.2	about show business history that's that's just on Star Trek there's a reason by
2:01.1	the way I love Star Trek and Trek and I love the Captain Kirk's Star Trek, the William
2:05.8	Shatner Star Trek. Yes, I'm lucky enough, I've worked with him several times on that show Boston Legal and I just dug him so much even when the
2:16.6	camera was on him I was just standing there grinning looking at him just two feet
2:22.2	away thinking I'm working with William
2:24.2	Shatner and at any rate though there's one of those
2:29.8	two of those episodes when Captain Kirk goes down to the planet with well the the
2:36.6	usual guys Mr Spock and Dr McCoy and a new guy who's definitely going to get killed.
2:45.0	Colonel Jeff and I have said that before on the show.
2:48.0	There's always all right.
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