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Larry Miller Show

Does He Drink Coffee (Yet?)

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2018

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Our holiday special is here with Larry's annual retelling of his classic Christmas story, "Does He Drink Coffee?" Then Larry exposes the true tyranny and danger of the mistletoe plant. Plus, we hear about the Bogart movie "High Sierra." Thanks for listening, everyone! Have a happy holiday season and we'll see you in the new year! LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "It's a parasite. Happy so far?"

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted a music box. Parks. Miller, but in a way aren't we all? Whether it's holidays or not, this is the show.

0:46.0

This is the Larry Miller show.

0:48.0

And boy, and Colonel Jeff is here, of course,

0:51.0

and we are not on the island of milleronia we're back on the

0:56.9

mainland because one of my kids just flew in today and I picked him up and

1:02.3

he ended his first semester in his second year of college.

1:10.0

Sounds crazy but I did say that correctly and it's just great. I well we love them to pieces and

1:17.2

It's just great. I hope one day if you don't have kids folks I hope one day you do and that you get to pick them up at the airport

1:25.9

because that's pretty neat they walk off the plane and and through the open door there

1:31.9

and they get to see you and you see them and it's awfully nice and you wave and smile at each other and then have a nice hug.

1:41.0

That's the holiday right there. That's the holiday right there that's any holiday right there and

1:46.2

uh... he uh... borrowed my car which is fine i don't care

1:50.4

he's you know we'll give him anything we give him some dough and he went out to see a couple of his old friends tonight and

1:57.3

Well, so that's well that's why we're back on the mainland and as always boy boy I'll tell you that music makes us so happy.

2:06.2

It's of course the Dan Robuso Orchestra and the Penny Marshall Dancers

2:10.7

featuring boy tenor Colonel Jeff Fox asking the musical question

2:16.0

all right I know I'm not exactly a seventh grader anymore but it finally dawned on me

2:20.8

this year what in the world is Mistletoe and I said you know what good

2:29.6

question that's a heck of a question I don't I didn't know. I don't know if you know

2:35.4

There must be someone out there who knows but we looked it up on the internet

2:41.8

And as you're just saying that word makes it,

2:45.0

oh wow.

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