Young Justin's Fancy feat. Rob Rousseau

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Canada may be America’s slightly saner neighbour, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t completely bananas in its own right (or, as they say in Quebec, bananes). This week, @robrousseau of the @49thparahell podcast joins Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) to discuss Canadian party politics, the emergence of a new far-right party, why liberal media still wants to platform extremists, and why Justin Trudeau can’t seem to stop donning blackface. We have a Patreon and signing up at the $5 tier will give you an extra episode each week. You’ll also gain access to our incredibly powerful Discord server. Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *COMEDY KLAXON* On October 9, come see Smoke Comedy, Milo's new-material night at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA) in London! This next one features TF favourite Olga Koch as well as Radu Isac. The show starts at 8.00 pm and entry is £5 -- get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-radu-isac-and-olga-koch-tickets-74708544267 If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	A Tory scamage the standard.
0:02.0	Someone told me that nothing would make them happier than if I was to go and kill myself.
0:06.0	I've also been told that I'm racist.
0:09.0	Ah, you're the Tory whi-Bri-a-euvre everyone talks about.
0:12.0	You get it everywhere.
0:13.0	My name is Jack Kenyon.
0:15.0	I joined the Conservative Party just over three years ago.
0:18.0	My name is Jan Deef Kirk and I've been in the Conservative Party for a year now.
0:21.7	I'm Henish Mandel. I've been the Conservative Party for about five years.
0:24.6	Coming from Liverpool originally, I'm the only Tory in my family.
0:28.6	And my mum grew up in Brighton as well so I don't come from Tory stock.
0:32.6	A couple of things that have happened to me as a young Tory is that I've been accused of being a traitor to my gender, a traitor to my...
0:40.3	...and treated in my hometown.
0:42.3	We can see a loving. You are Alex who are treated for training as they.
0:46.3	I can see a lovely.
0:49.3	...alli, all you want to be in the context. Hello and welcome back to
0:57.0	Hello and welcome back again to Trash Future, the podcast where we are stand in solidarity with young Tories who are called Cunts when they walk through the park.
1:22.0	I'm Riley. You may remember me from all the ones before this. I'm here in studio with Milo Edwards.
1:26.9	Hello. Yes, me, your boy. I mean, if there's one thing I cano Edwards. Hello. Yeah, it's me, your boy.
1:28.2	I mean, if there's one thing I can relate to the Tories on, it's being bullied by children in
1:31.6	my local park. So, uh, thanks for that. It's good to know we all have something in common.
1:36.4	And, uh, I'm also here with Hussein. I used to get bullied by kids, but then I became the most influential person in London as of today.
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