Kafka’s Union Jack feat Ben McLeay

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Here's a preview of this week's bonus, which features Riley, Milo, and Alice speaking with Ben McLeay (@thomas_violence) of the Boonta Vista (@boontavista) podcast. We discuss a horrible startup called Stockwell (you'll love this one) and a Spectator article with the most profound Brexit manager-calling energy. We almost entitled this episode ACCENTFUTURE because, as you can imagine, it got weird. If you want to get the whole thing, get in on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30449333 *COMEDY KLAXON* On October 9, come see Smoke Comedy, Milo's new-material night at the Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA) in London! This next one features TF favourite Olga Koch as well as Radu Isac. The show starts at 8.00 pm and entry is £5 -- get tickets here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-radu-isac-and-olga-koch-tickets-74708544267 If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons) Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	I thought I had better ring the council and ask whether I needed planning permission, as I live in a conservation area and the Romaniacs around here would
0:22.1	love to have a good row about an illegal flagpole while secretly seething with a rage at
0:27.4	the cheek of my patriotism.
0:29.7	They're going to kill all of us on the basis of a glorified homeowners association dispute.
0:37.1	Yeah.
0:38.1	Also, if you live in rural England, which I'm guessing she does, rural fucking southern
0:43.1	England, clearly, you do not live in the midst of Romaniacs.
0:47.3	That's not where those people live.
0:49.1	They live where there are gin shops.
0:50.8	You live in a strongly leave area and you're going to make it so that I can't get medication
0:57.4	because you can't paint your house that colour because of the character of the
1:01.5	yes.
1:03.2	It's a homeowner's association.
1:04.8	You only have three neighbours.
1:06.6	You live up and laid in a fucking village called like little titling.
1:09.7	You live in a converted windmill.
1:11.4	Yeah. No, they don't live village called, like, little titling. You live in a converted windmill. Yeah.
1:12.3	No, they don't live in, crucially, they do not.
1:14.8	There's a guy who's a real Romanian.
1:16.1	They live in a converted carriage house, and they're about to get torches and pitchforks and union flags to go besiege the remain windmill.
1:25.7	So.
1:26.4	I hear it's Dutch.
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