What Boris Johnson Thinks Of You feat. Aidan 'Taco' Jones

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4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2019

⏱️ 14 minutes

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In this preview of this week's bonus episode, our review of Boris Johnson's terrible novel 72 VIRGINS continues — this time featuring Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Alice (@AliceAvizandum) and returning guest Aidan 'Taco' Jones (@AJ_Taco). The story continues to get worse, because the current Prime Minister of the UK wrote racist fanfic for bitter British dads. Brace yourself for the horror! If you want to hear the whole thing, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/30634549 If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons). We still have medium and 2XL available! Do you want a mug to hold your soup? Perhaps you want one with the Trashfuture logo, which is available here: https://teespring.com/what-if-phone-cops#pid=659&cid=102968&sid=front

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0:00.0	Yes, so this is this, this is this, this is Boris Johnson's theory of change.
0:18.2	Because he has smuggled in his most, like, psychotic ideas into this allegedly
0:23.2	lighthearted romp of a novel.
0:26.2	So here is Boris Johnson's backstory for Dean.
0:31.3	This is being remembered as they're sneaking into Parliament to blow some stuff up.
0:36.7	Also, when does there ever been a Caribbean
0:38.9	Islamic terrorist?
0:40.7	Well, this is,
0:41.5	my fucking,
0:42.5	that kind of defeatism
0:45.5	is not going to be like how we
0:47.2	again,
0:47.9	Milo,
0:51.1	that's the kind of thing that
0:53.0	Boris Johnson came up with on vacation because he wrote this over the space of a single holiday, and said, oh, I'll make the jihadist terrorist Anglo-Caribbean. Everyone's going to get a kick out of that. Don't laugh at the things he wants you to laugh at. That's the trap. I love to see it So, life had been tough for Dean
1:10.9	Ever since that, by the way,
1:12.6	It's awfully written, terrible
1:14.5	I'm trying to make as much sense of it as I can
1:16.5	Did you say he remembers this while they're trying to break in somewhere?
1:19.4	He has like a little, like a soliloquite.
1:21.3	Yeah, it's like a Proust thing,
1:22.3	but written by someone who is way worse.
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