“You Will Go Back to Ugly”: Beauty, Boundaries, & Botox with Kelsey Taylor

CockTales: Dirty Discussions

Kiki Said So & Medinah Monroe

Comedy, Personal Journals, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.6 • 3.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2025

⏱️ 78 minutes

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This week we’re joined by the gorgeous and hilarious Kelsey Taylor — nurse practitioner, beauty expert, and injector of all things smooth and snatched. We’re talking cheating (yes, emotional cheating counts), dating disasters, and the wild line between insecurity and self-care. Kelsey spills about a man who went full stalker mode, how she got into the beauty industry, and why you absolutely need a licensed pro before letting anyone touch your face. We’re getting into:

The difference between Botox and filler (because no, they’re not the same!)
Why maintenance is everything — in beauty and relationships
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0:00.0	What do you consider cheating?
0:02.0	I consider emotional cheating, cheating.
0:05.0	I don't know why having an insecurity and admitting that you have an insecurity is such a bad thing.
0:12.0	Like, do y'all really be walking around, thinking that everything is perfect?
0:16.0	I was dating a guy, so he basically moved into my house. I was terrified. What are you doing? He's like,
0:23.7	you weren't answering my message. I'm like, I'm sleeping. Like, are you good? I ended up changing my locks
0:29.4	that night. So, okay, so he leaves. Yeah. You changed the lock. Restraining order.
0:36.2	I did not do a restraining order because I just was like,
0:39.5	you know, when relationships go left, it really is wild. It's like, we really was vibing at one point.
0:45.4	Now it's like, Mr. Declay. Yeah, I'm actually like really embarrassed about that relationship.
0:51.4	And then I really was like the audacity of men because when women do that,
0:54.6	when we start too soon bringing stuff over,
0:56.6	they don't even try to gently be like...
0:58.6	Oh, we're smothering.
0:59.6	Yeah.
0:59.9	We're smothering.
1:03.0	Yeah, yeah. Check one, two.
1:04.3	Check one, two.
1:04.9	Is this mic on?
1:06.2	Is this mic on?
1:07.1	Hey, listen, man.
1:08.0	It's the one and only trends
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