"You’ve kind of got the body of Jeremy Clarkson"
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2026
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
As wise men like Joel Dommett know, a great way to rack up husband points is to remind your almost-in-labour wife that she is radiant, strong, beautiful… and that she looks like Jeremy Clarkson. (Results may vary).
In other news, Joel performs a rap that he wrote and dedicated entirely to comedian James Acaster. We’ll let you be the judge of this one.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | I've never been involved in the podcast before. |
| 0:09.0 | My wife pregnant, she'd do any day. It's our eighth chat. |
| 0:13.0 | This one I think we've got to call... |
| 0:16.0 | Joel, Junior, Junior, Junior, Junior. |
| 0:22.8 | What? |
| 0:25.3 | You've kind of got the body of Jeremy Clarkson. |
| 0:29.5 | It's the shirt. |
| 0:30.7 | It's the shirt. |
| 0:39.3 | Ooh, pink is it, Joe? What, me little cable? |
| 0:40.3 | A pink cable, is it? |
| 0:42.3 | They had it on discount, didn't they? |
| 0:44.3 | Joe's got new headphones. |
| 0:47.3 | Very exciting. |
| 0:50.3 | We put up a video of you on our Instagram this week with Joe being a lovely little producer. |
| 0:57.4 | A lot of comments, people going like, oh, I didn't realize Joe looked like that. |
| 1:01.9 | Yeah, I was just helping wild set up podcast. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. So. |
| 1:06.7 | Loads of comment saying cute. I'm like, it could be about you, Joe. |
| 1:10.5 | I'm pretty certain that they weren't about me. |
| 1:13.5 | I think, well, especially with your pink headphones. |
| 1:15.9 | That would be about your beautiful son, not me. |
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