BONUS: “You can’t sneeze on This Morning”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Joel’s still ill and Hannah’s still pregnant! But we’re powering through (and Joel is bragging about his sneezing talents)
Hannah and the family have had a viewing party for all their old home videos - and it was pretty much the cutest thing ever. However, Joel’s been inspired… and it could mean there may soon be a new addition to the Cooper-Dommett unused camera cupboard.
The good news is Hannah didn’t go into labour during this episode - but will the new arrival get here in time for Joel’s big show at The Palladium?!
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Villa Maria Wines. More sunny days means alfresco dining. Do you know what alfresco means? Outside. Outside. Outside dining. Yes, outside dining. I wasn't stupid enough to think it was a person called alfresco. Well, just check it. I knew you thought I thought that. I love a bit of alfresco dining. |
| 0:21.3 | You love Alfresco. |
| 0:22.2 | Because I cook it in the oven and then I take it outside and it's like a barbecue. Because I can't be bothered with a barbecue. That's true. That's true. For us, we've just, instead of getting a barbecue, we've just got a door that leads outside. But we have like our chips and dips outside. |
| 0:38.5 | Like I feel like we eat more three chips and dips outside. Like I feel |
| 0:39.0 | like we eat more three-course meal outside than we do inside the house. Yeah, it feels really |
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| 1:01.5 | Neighbors, we all have them, but what if you had the chance to remove the ones you like the |
| 1:06.0 | least? Welcome to the neighbourhood. If you're going to stab someone in the back, at least smile first. |
| 1:29.1 | Don't come for the Scalves' house and get away with her. Join me, Graham Norton, as I bring the drama to your doorstep in a new show like no other. We basically see us our biggest threat. They are silent assassins. Obviously, my instant coffee is not good enough. The neighbourhood starts Friday 24th of April on ITV1 and ITVX. Time to sharpen the knife again. |
| 1:30.2 | Bring on the ding-dong. |
| 1:36.8 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 1:40.8 | I was so close to sneezing and I just got away from me. |
| 1:43.0 | I'm usually really good at getting my sneezes out. |
| 1:46.3 | Really good at it. I look up and to the left that's my technique |
| 1:52.7 | damn it I haven't lost a sneeze in a really long time. |
| 2:02.3 | That's the first one in quite a while. |
| 2:04.1 | I would say one of my talents in life is making sure when I feel a sneeze, I always gather it. |
| 2:09.9 | I would say that's not a thing. |
| 2:11.4 | It's of yours. |
| 2:12.9 | I think, I'm good at sneezing. |
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