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Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz kick things off with a hilarious deep dive into Halley’s ongoing coffee conspiracy. After her viral latte video, she’s convinced her local shop is purposely sabotaging her order: burnt espresso, missing flavors, the works. from Uber Eats hacks to wondering if the baristas secretly hate her, it’s a full caffeine-fueled saga that sets the tone for the episode’s blend of comedy and chaos.

the conversation spirals into astrology, creative burnout, and a bit of a look into the realities of influencer life. the girls get real about how nonstop travel, brand deals, and constant pressure to create can drain inspiration, while also reflecting on how much their lives have evolved since they started. they open up about balancing relationships, fighting scarcity mindsets, and handling criticism from people who say they’ve “changed.” it’s like something inbetween a vent session and candid insight into what it’s really like behind the curated feeds.

to wrap things up, they switch gears with nostalgic back-to-school memories, playground favorites, and even the rise and fall of silly bandz and Webkinz. plus, they answer a listener dilemma about guy best friends crossing the line and imagine the ultimate “day from hell” itinerary in New York City. from childhood flashbacks to savage hypotheticals, this episode is messy, unfiltered, and oh-so Delusional Diaries.

Timestamps

0:24 - Salted Tahini Latte Drama

3:52 - Our August Horoscopes, busy lives, and thoughts on influencer marketing

21:56 - Back to school

34:57 - SillyBandz & our favorite trends from school

41:46 - A question from our listener

43:04 - A NYC day from Hell

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0:00.0	Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz.
0:17.7	Guys, I'm going to start this one. Please.
0:20.5	Guys, I swear to God, you know, I posted about the Mamon salted tahini honeycomb latte. I swear ever since I made that video, like, kind of valid, but like, I swear the workers do not like me. They know I made the video. And I've heard, like, when I, when the video first was posted I they said to me oh like
0:38.8	some people came in because of you or like I would assume because of your video or whatever
0:42.7	and my mom mom had DM me like oh thank you for posting that video all this stuff so like
0:47.4	I figured the workers kind of knew a little bit like oh I had posted a video saying that this latte
0:51.5	was really good I swear to God every single time that I go order this latte, it is like purposely made bad.
0:58.7	It's like a conspiracy theory I have, but it is so bad every time I order it. It is like, not even like, you know, when you get a coffee and it's a little bit off or you get a drink and it's a little bit off sometimes.
1:10.4	Like I never expect perfection from places. Like I get it sometimes if I go to Dunkin I'm
1:14.7	like this one didn't hit today sometimes it does it just depends on how they make it it is like
1:19.7	they are purposefully like burning the espresso putting zero of the like honeycomb flavoring in
1:25.4	it's so bad every time I get it. And whenever I have
1:30.4	somebody go get it for me, like if Reed will get it, it's amazing. It's a 10 out of 10. Anytime I've
1:35.6	ever had somebody order it for me and bring it to me, perfect latte. Every time I order it at this
1:40.8	location, so bad. Like every time I know it's going to be bad and every time I'm like, maybe today they
1:45.6	won't.
1:47.1	The only time I had it good was this new person that I've never seen before was working the other day. I do not think he had any idea who I was. Nothing. It was good. But other than that, it's been bad. And maybe they're just not good at making it. maybe these people, I don't know, okay, you guys, but I swear to God.
1:43.8	They don't like you maybe.
1:45.2	I think they don't.
1:46.6	And that's fine. But then,
2:05.3	you know what? I'd rather have you just tell me, stop ordering here because I'm going to make it bad for you. And I'd be like, period, I'll leave. You know what I? I don't know. Oh, so these lot these are like expensive they're like $10 so anyway I ordered on Uber Eats from a different
2:04.0	location so obviously they're like expensive. They're like $10. So anyway, I ordered on Uber Eats from a different location.
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