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Delusional Diaries

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Society & Culture, Talk Radio

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz take you through a whirlwind of updates, laughs, and a little chaos. from Jaz’s candid talk about body changes and jean sizes to Halley’s Montauk staycation complete with beach views, shark sightings, and wild Hampton crowds, they share all their recent shenanigans… they also share why their Costa Rica trip got canceled, swap stories about festival life, Jaz fresh from Lollapalooza, and break down the extremes fans go to for barricade spots. between packed coffee shop lines, overpriced party tickets, and Surf Lodge’s impossible entry rules, the girls keep it real about what’s worth the hype and what’s not.

the episode then dives into the realities of influencer life, as they discuss why people hold creators to a higher standard than their own friends and the bizarre nitpicks that show up in comment sections. from defending a lighthearted dog joke to tackling the “no benefit of the doubt” culture online, Halley and Jaz aren’t afraid to call out the double standards they face. they also touch on messy friendship politics: like suddenly seeing your ex-friend post with someone they used to trash...

of course, it wouldn’t be Delusional Diaries without a crash-out rant or two. Jaz unleashes on West Elm’s customer service nightmare, and her newest addition to her family. there’s also talk of vision checks without insurance, LASIK horror and success stories, and mutual squeamishness over needles. it’s a full ride of personal drama, lighthearted banter, and the kind of unfiltered storytelling that makes you feel like you’re in the room with them!

Timestamps

0:24 - Jaz’s new info

2:38 - The Hamptons this summer

10:49 - All things music festivals

14:20 - Back to Alaska

17:30 - Holding influencers to a higher standard than your own friends?

22:50 - Posting your 7th grade opp on your Instagram story?

24:22 - Bitching hour

38:27 - Jaz’s biggest crashout of all time

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, guys. Welcome back to Delusional Diaries podcast. I'm Hallie. And I'm Jazz. And guys, I know, like, my weight has been a big topic for me as of the past recent episodes
0:22.7	but like I was shook if I was information this is what you're starting the episode with
0:27.2	yes yes I've been waiting to talk about it I'm sorry like I'm old my body's changing but like
0:34.1	holy shit this is like not. I ordered some new pants because
0:38.4	my pants have been a little tight lately. And I was like, let me just like really size up so I don't
0:42.9	crash out. Turns out me sizing up is the correct size, like really, really sizing up. I've
0:48.9	gone up four gene sizes since I met Kevin. And I called Hallie to crash out about it.
0:54.3	And she's like, well, it's because it's probably like a different brand.
0:56.8	I'm like, it's the same brand of dreams.
0:59.8	You're not made to fit clothes.
1:03.3	Clothes are meant to fit you.
1:05.3	Isn't that the line?
1:09.2	Like, yeah.
1:14.9	I also was like mentally not great when like that was happening but i'm also like almost like 30 or whatever but like i think these jeans look great thank you they're 30s
1:21.5	and you're about to be i am maybe my maybe it's my age that correlates with my, my jeans.
1:28.8	Because you were, well, when you met Kevin, how old were you 27? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You know,
1:35.8	things happen. I'm okay. I'm not okay with it. But guys, I did not order McDonald's yesterday.
1:40.8	Wow. Which honestly is like a really big win for me. I'm like making moves and making changes and I went on a walk. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, I would love to be the person like doesn't care like about their body changing, but I really, I really do care actually. And I will only talk about all the podcast. So it's like why I have to like wait to crash out like on here like every single week instead of like making my videos about it. I think to an extent also like your body is just like as you get older, I feel like
2:03.4	your kids get wider and wider because you're like preparing for childbirth.
2:06.4	No, it's so true.
2:07.4	Just like, and people like tell you that, but I think it's like different when like you're
2:10.3	clothes just like don't fit.
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