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It's Thursday.

Oh my God, this week is truly flown by.

I'm going to Salt Lake City tomorrow, Friday.

Gonna be there Friday and Saturday.

I reached out to a guy there that I've been off and on chatting with like in

D. M. who lives in Utah and I've met him once before but we've been like kind of flirty and

DMs but recently it's kind of dropped off and I think it's because he got a girlfriend

That's just what I'm assuming because it was kind of on before then and I just wrote to him to see if he wanted to hang out and I'm guessing he can't because I saw like a glimpse of a woman in one of his

Instagram stories. You know when it's like they're showing you something

and then they like the camera like turns away really quick and you just see

like a flash of a tight ass on a dock in a really cute bikini. That's what I saw and I'm like, oh, I'm guessing.

You know, maybe it was his sister who knows but I think the fact that I even want to hang out with him

Definitely confirms to me that I know he's unavailable.

Somehow I'm aware of it.

Sorry, my dog is barking.

Someone, I just was reading,

you know like how tweets are just like,

people just tweet so that they can screenshot it and put it on

Instagram now and then a meme account can pick it up and then you can get more followers

like that's the new way to accrue followers. I love them because so many of these tweets are just written by these

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