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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

Happy Wednesday to you.

I am in a car.

Let me turn off the windshield wipers even though I was just listening to that

Roddy Rich song do you know the one that's like, it's the box?

And it's, um, and I had my windshield wipers on

and it was going like perfectly with the sound of the song. It was really satisfying but I'm in my car I'm not driving don't worry not

that anyone was worried the fact that you're even listening to this means I

survived whatever I was doing or what if I didn't what

if I still somehow figured out a way to put out a podcast if I died in a car crash while making

a podcast.

So yeah, I'm in the car, my new car. Did I tell you about my license plate down for 10 boyfriends?

Yeah, that's what my vanity plate says. I think I told you guys that.

I like how I say told you guys that, like,

you guys are my friends, but you kind of are.

You're all I have.

Please never stop listening. Just kidding, but seriously don't.

I'm glad I'm making myself laugh. I am waiting for my mom. She's in Goodwill.

You guys don't know this about my mom or maybe you do. I don't know how many of you have been listening to me and for how long, but my mom is addicted to Goodwill and I'm not joking when I say that.

It's before COVID she would go to three, like three Goodwills a day.

And she finds things for our house she finds things to sell on eBay

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