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Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.

It's Friday.

We made it.

I'm really excited because, oh man, I need to live a different life to be able to like do five podcasts a week.

I mean think about what your life is and thinking about trying to come up with stuff to talk about five days a week that is different and interesting every day.

It's kind of a fucking struggle because all of my days are blending into each other.

I got a new car you know and I just realized other day I haven't driven it in three days, no two days.

Like I just don't, oh no I guess yeah two days.

But that's bizarre and that used to be a monumental thing if you didn't leave the house for

two days.

Like that used to be like I haven't been outside and not outside,

but like, you know, out in public in two days.

And now that's just so freaking normal.

I don't have a lot to talk about, but I do.

I found some stuff. I'm excited to get into it I'm really

excited to go to Salt Lake City tomorrow I maybe I'm in denial to even be going out and

doing shows maybe I'm going to look back and be like,

that was so stupid of you, you're part of the problem.

I don't know.

But all I do know is that people are willing to go to shows.

We're gonna wear masks.

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