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It's Monday, June 1st.

I know this day well because it's my goddamn birthday. I'm recording this on

Sunday so it was as you're listening to it is now my birthday and really the best part of your birthday has got to be the day before.

Don't you agree the anticipation is there?

The birthday itself, I don't look forward to waking up tomorrow and it's not because I'm turning 36 and I'm like I'm so old like I am like legit

There's just no denying it like 36 is like a very

mature woman's age like I think this is the year my eggs start like just

dying I think or like disintegrating evaporating just shit's going on with the eggs, right? I should freeze them, I want to burn

them, it's really, it's a conundrum. But yeah, so I don't like the age anyway, but that's not what I mean. I honestly I don't think I've liked the day of my birthday for the past 10 years

Because or I guess the past five maybe it is an age thing to be honest with you I just don't want to wake up and have to

I don't want people to have to write me because they feel obligated or because they want me to like them or they're trying to,

I don't know, it just makes me feel bad

that so many people have to reach out and say happy birthday.

And then I have to say thank you back.

I mean, that's not easy either. I just said easy e

Yeah, I mean writing back to everyone it it always ends up being great. I'm kind of dreading this thing that I know always feels very gratifying and

everyone always says really nice things but it's just a lot of it's a lot on your

birthday and my family came over today to celebrate my entire family my brother brother-in-law, my sister.

There are two kids, aged three and one.

My parents are both here.

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