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Hit a pod Monday morning is when this is coming out. It's Sunday late afternoon, early

evening. I don't know you can call it either one if you want to. Here in St.

Louis there is a Cardinal looking at me, not a baseball player, although they do live in this neighborhood, but a legit Cardinal Bird on a branch is like making eyes at me. I'm not fucking with you dude. I'm just doing a

podcast. Yes there is a house of seed between me and you right now but I don't have a

problem with you going up there. get it just go get it animals

always think you want to kill them every fucking animal just is on just

oh I'm like chill squirrel like I not you think what do you think I want to do with you?

You think you're so cool? I mean yes I want a pet literally every animal even

squirrels so maybe they have something but I just want to make

them feel good I don't want to like I just want to make them calm okay good that bird is

finally on oh it can't really balance on the bird feeder. It's so cute. God, I love teenager birds. They're the best. The ones that have like too much fluff going on, they're not babies, but this is like their first spring and they're

stupid as shit and they don't know how to work a feeder. Oh you figured it out?

It's dumb Cardinal. It's not it's not oh it is baseball season never mind it is the Cardinal season.

Yeah I'm in St. Louis I haven't talked to you guys in a week. I took last week off. I just needed like some like just some me time

Can you imagine if that was why I took last week off hilarious?

No, I wanted it to be not me time.

I felt ridiculous talking last week and maybe you're rolling your eyes or maybe you're nodding

along and saying yes, we didn't need you.

I hope you're nodding along because I truly I didn't feel

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